Card Review: Gachi Gachi Gantestu

Time for another card review! But first off, I just have to say, this card is awesome. Hands down. Few cards come close to being as useful as this guy is. However, I seem to have a major problem with this card concerning just how everyone else sees it. The only reason I feel like talking about this card right now is because I just finished a duel with and narrow minded player that refused to accept the terms of this card. I present to you one of the Xyz Cards that was introduced along with last year's Starter Deck, Starter Deck 2011: Dawn of the Xyz, Gachi Gachi Gantetsu!

So let's examine this support hulk. Gachi Gachi Gantetsu is an, EARTH Attributed, RANK 2 Rock/Xyz/Effect-Type Monster with only 500ATK points and 1800DEF points. He requires 2 Level 2 Monster Cards to be summoned. It might seem weak, but everyone seems to LOVE this card greatly. Honestly, almost everywhere I've been where duelists gather to duel and trade cards it seems like people beg to trade for this card! Why is it so good? Simple: its effect, its defensive capabilities, and accessibility.

Since Gachi's DEF is higher than his ATK, the primary strategy utilized when summoning him is to play him in Defense mode. At 1800 DEF, most monsters will have difficulty trying to knock down this guardian. However, Gachi really shines because of his simple Effect(s). Gachi's abilities are summarized with only two sentences, yet the duelist that just walked out on me after ignoring what I had to say managed to get confused with this card.

First Effect: If Gachi Gachi Gantetsu was to be destroyed, you can instead Detach 1 Xyz Material from him instead. This effect includes both heavy Battles and dangerous Card Effects. So, it is implied that you'd have try Destroying this guy three times for him to finally hit the Graveyard, and remember, those 1800DEF points are already high for many of the lower level Monsters. Second Effect: ALL Face-up Monsters that the controller currently controls gain 200 ATK/DEF for for each Xyz Material Attached to Gachi. Since Gachi requires 2 Monsters to be Summoned, he will have 2 Materials attached to him, and all monsters you won will initially gain a 400ATK/DEF Points Bonus. (2x200=400). The power boost may seem minuscule on paper, but sometimes those slight advantages can make all the difference. This is what really makes Gachi Gachi Gantetsu really useful for almost any Deck, especially the ones that utilize more Level 2 Monsters. Gachi does not exclude any Monster on your team to share his strength with, not even his own self. So, a fresh Gachi would actually have 900ATK and 2200DEF (assuming he has all of his Material) which makes him even more of a challenge to overcome.

Requiring only 2 Level 2 Monsters makes Gachi relatively easy to Xyz Summon. Without a specification on what types of Level 2 Monsters are required leaves it wide open for almost any Monsters. One of the more useful cards that I reviewed earlier that fits this role perfectly is Quillbolt Hedgehog, which can revive itself from the Graveyard as long as you control a Face-up Tuner Monster. Because of this, you can even build a Deck that can allow you to summon "Black or White" Cards from your Extra Deck. (Also, if you happen to use "Over-Tune" with Quillbolt Hedgehog by Overlaying it after you Used Quillbolt's effect, he will not be Removed From Play after being Detached.) 

My opponent walked out on me because he refused to understand how the Effects of this simple 2 Sentence Monster Card worked. The ATK/DEF boost works for all FACE-UP MONSTERS on your side of the field, of course, if you Control Gachi. Since Gachi does not discriminate on Monster Card Type, Attribute, Level, Etc. Etc., that Effect will work on ALL Monsters, even himself. (He is a Monster, that is Face-Up, and under YOUR Control, right? Approved for Stimulus Package.) Had the card been written that "OTHER Face-Up Monsters..." then he'd be left without his heightened Defense. The second part that confused my opponent was the whole "Detach for Effects" principal. Traditionally, Most Xyz Monsters can only activate their Effects by Detaching a certain amount of Xyz Materials as the Cost. (This statement sounds so strange since Xyz Monsters are still very new in my mind.) Gachi Gachi Gantetsu does not need to Detach any Materials to grant his allies extra power. Had this been the case, the effect would have been useless since the text specifically measures the added strength based upon how many Materials Gachi has attached. Sadly, my opponent refused to see this. The only occasion that Gachi would ever Detach Materials from himself is when he is facing Destruction, and this is to save himself, and only himself; and since this Effect can only be triggered to that occasion, this Effect can be used even on your Opponent's Turn since it is not restricted to your own turn. (Note: that effect only prevents Destruction. Returning to hand/deck does not count as Destruction, but as "Leaving the field" Same is true for Removing from play/Banishment.) I feel that I have stressed the mechanics of this card long enough. It's a simple Card, yet, in Yugioh many complicated explanations are required to justify the workings of a card. Fellow Duelists, if you are ever facing disputes concerning this card, show your opponent this analysis. I hope that I have been able to clarify the game better.

So, to Summarize, Gachi Gachi Gantetsu is a great card because it is easy to Summon, difficult to Destroy, and boosts the strengths of your giving you a slight advantage over your opponent. Many times that extra little 400ATK boost hands the game over to controller of this bulky Xyz. The only problem, as I mentioned earlier, is that everyone seems to want this card. Gachi Gachi Gantetsu is only available in Starter Deck 2011: Dawn of the Xyz as one of the 3 Xyz Cards included with the Deck. Many Duelists are not really incited to go out and spend $10 on a deck for just one card, yet they can go out and hassle Duelists for it.